i just got my hair cut after succumbing to mom's constant grumbling and pestering me to go get it done. not going to let u see later u heart attack and die straight den u know.

there are a number of past events (already became "hari ini dalam sejarah") that stay stucked in my head for some reason i dont know about and i thought ill just write it down because blogging is the only thing not affected by the good service from my friendly broadband provider constant disconnecting.

1. The Mcdonalds Chocolate Dip Kid

You know those mcdonalds chocolate dip ice cream with chocolate on top. i bet u will have at least eaten it once or twice, right right? When they first introduced the product, they allowed u to stick the ice cream into the liquid chocolate yourself.

the stuff animal fats become when it's frozen

I was keen to try it. Until this obese lovable and cute kid in front of me got the cone with the frozen ice cream and decided to be smart.

HE STUCK HIS CONE AND HALF HIS HAND INTO THE LIQUID CHOCOLATE.

i mean, what if the dude just came out of the toilet or something and wiped his backside with his fingers because he couldnt find any toilet paper? u know, malaysian public toilets, toilet door also dont provide u ma man tang (slowly wait) they provide toilet paper for u la. damn. i went for the mc flurry instead.

2. Alor Setar, Alor Setar!

Have you been to Alor Setar? aw come on i know it's small but dun tell me u never heard about it. Yeah. It's in Thailand. Somewhere there la. They boast of the highest tower in the northern region =)

and mahathir's house.



wait. mahathir didnt come from thailand as far as i know. so i googled alor setar and guess what... it's in kedah.




Actual scale of mahathir's house against the mighty alor setar tower.
*The artist claims no right of his work of art or somewhat misinterpretation of whatever measurement which MAY have been calculated wrongly since the artist has failed maths before* ahem.

This place is so friggin hot, if u come up here, the line "it's getting hot in here so take of all your clothes" actually applies so u can actually take off ur t shirt, pants, underwear, boxers, skirt, tie etc. and walk around naked. (ladies i wish that was actually true too  ) but, actually not =(. dammit. i guess it's against our malaysian culture. (ladies, u can still do it though, lemme know ill come armed with a sony handycam)

And OF COURSE, Alor Setar is home to none other than these two idiots.

omg i dont know that kid on the left.

Lemme introduce you to Steven and Patrick. Hookay, so here's the thing. I go back every year for christmas. until these people went to the dark side...




...to study medicine. and ive been spending every christmas then since then in KL. sad huh. DHL is expecting these guys to be delivered back till next year for good. so it's teh last christmas in KL this time. =)

BUT DATS BESIDES THE POINT.
I MISS AS! HERE'S A GOOD REASON WHY!

U see, the last time i was down there....


omg it's so small google earth doesnt show it.

.... i mean up there, the world is upside down, God decided to let me have some fun since it's the last year spendin christmas there you see and sent this flood!


source
(For city people hu neva see flood b4 u can oggle at it for as long as u like)

Very scenic dont u think. Look at the tower, told u it's very high liou lor. Lucky neva submerge the tower or malaysia gg edi and the oni place left standing will be cameron beach resort.

The cause of flood in the picture?
River overflow.

The cause of flood all over the rest of kedah and perlis?
They opened the dam, overflowing drains, river overflow, rain too much, the northern region is just too damn low.

Jitra which is furthur up north got wasted btw.


Aerial view of the same picture
Nice river on a normal day huh =)
Ok.so here's the thing, i got this cousin named patrick.. (did i mention him already) who owns this car. cool car really. no it's not a kancil, cooler den dat summore. try to guess and see.



it's a mazda capella!... i think. (forgot what model u can go his frenster ask him if u want) =)

ok. anyway, the road beside the river (as shown in the picture) was close up with STOP signs. im guessing it looks smth like this. screw my paint i dont have a photoshop =D many apologies.



Normal people were taking the obvious route, obviously.



Senget people do this.



anyway, we got thru. and we lived to tell the tale. try it sometime. it's really fun. seriously.

sorry to end this post so abruptly. im not used to a blogging marathon so i nid sum rest, maybe later continue. i get writers block after awhile one ok? thanks for reading =)

was looking thru david's frenster and dis guy came up. well.








"starting tonight people will die, im a man of my word"

lol. yeng.